The Daily Hilario: Thursday

Bukayo Saka vs Leverkusen:
0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 crosses
Cardio. pic.twitter.com/xzv3DeWs9p

— StatMuse FC (@statmusefc) March 11, 2026

Bayer Leverkusen’s admin put up a “no corners allowed” sign before the game ⚠️
They then took the lead against Arsenal from a corner 🤣 pic.twitter.com/lzgqkM6EH3

— LiveScore (@livescore) March 11, 2026

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Germany are considering Jürgen Klopp for the 2026 World Cup. 😳👔🇩🇪
Julian Nagelsmann could be on his way out as Germany’s national team manager. 🚪
(Source: @BILD) pic.twitter.com/0br4sbCsZw

— Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) March 11, 2026