Just a couple hours after Vice President JD Vance announced that marathon peace talks with Iran produced no agreement, Saturday Night Live opened with Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) and Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) reveling in their failure.
After speaking by cell phone from the Oval Office with Tiger Woods and First Lady Melania Trump, the president contacts Hegseth, who asked, “Is it true what I heard? Are you actually negotiating with these herbs?”
Trump replied, “You know what? Don’t worry about the negotiations. I just heard they’re going really, really bad. I sent in my secret weapon, JD Vance. After those Iranians spent 20 hours to JD, they said, ‘Please sir, just go back to bombing us.”
“Very good sir,” Hegseth responded. “Even hearing about someone getting bombed just made me hard as hell.”
“That’s great, that’s great. I’m rigged as well,” Trump replied.
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